A man rushed into a hospital and asked a nurse for a cure for hiccups. Grabbing a cup of water, the nurse quickly splashed it into the man’s face. “What did you that for?” screamed the man. “you don’t have the hiccups now, do you?” said the nurse. “No,” replied the man. “My wife out in the car has them.”
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Wednesday, 11 December 2013
Need some air?
When their car broke down in the desert, John, Paul, and Tim decided to go their separate ways. John took the radiator out of the car so he would have some water for the way. Paul took the mats from the car so he could shield the sun a bit. Tim, however, removed the door and started to walk. “Wait a minute,” said John. “Why are you taking the door with you?” “In case I need some air,” replied Tim. “I can roll down the window.”
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Good Excuse
Little Johnnie got so good at forging signatures, he began charging his friends to write absentee notes for them. One day the principal found out and called him into the office. “Well, Johnnie,” said the principal, “you’d better have a good excuse for me.” “I do,” Johnnie replied. “But it’ll cost you."
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Answered Prayer
Paul, late for an important meeting, was searching desperately for a parking spot in a parking lot. Looking up to the heaven’s he entreated “God if you find me a parking spot, I promise to start going to church again.” The words were barely out of his mouth, when a spot opened up right in front of his car.Paul looked back up, “never mind I found one.”
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No church? Try something new. New Church at Banora Point, Tweed Heads, NSW, Australia. Check out the details on our web site.
Alzheimers
I brought my grandfather to the doctor cause he wasn’t feeling all that well. The doctor tells him, “You’re test
results came back and I’m afraid I have some two pieces of bad news, “You have Cancer
and you have Alzheimer’s”. My grandfather turns to him and says, “Don’t worry could be worse, at
least I don’t have Cancer!”
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results came back and I’m afraid I have some two pieces of bad news, “You have Cancer
and you have Alzheimer’s”. My grandfather turns to him and says, “Don’t worry could be worse, at
least I don’t have Cancer!”
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No church? Try something new. New Church at Banora Point, Tweed Heads, NSW, Australia. Check out the details on our web site.
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